nippled:

annoying online and irl

(Source: nippled, via wishkind)

rhonni-mchottie:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

you could always take your pants off

(via alpacalypsso)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via wishkind)

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

(via cetchup)

jamietheignorantamerican:

“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”

“One Hour Speedpaint”

“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”

“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”

“I’m only 13 years old.”

“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”

(via wishkind)

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

(via rainystripe)

ikolism:

hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.

(via cowmunist)

euji:

We wouldn’t truly be lonely if we never met those people who left. So in the most ironic sense, we are lonely because we had company.

(via astronayoung)